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Shiny New Book Cover: Pinch Me (Suncoast Society)

Tuesday, July 30, 2013
*drumroll!* I have a shiny new book cover to share! This is the cover for Pinch Me, coming 8/23 from Siren-BookStrand. It's the next in the Suncoast Society BDSM series.

Blurb:

Laura Spaulding awakes in a hospital following a vicious attack that has stolen her memories of the past. All she has to go on are the strong emotions she instinctively feels for close friends and her fiancé, Rob.

Rob Carlton is more than just Laura’s fiancé—he’s also her Master. But how can he tell her she’s his slave when he has to win her love all over again first? And he feels helpless to protect her from a nameless stalker who’s killed before and won’t stop until he finishes the job with Laura.

As bits and pieces slowly return, Laura struggles to rediscover who she was, and if she even wants to be that same person again. All she knows is there’s something huge missing in her life now, and not just memories of the attack. She also knows it’ll take more than just pinching herself to wake up from her living nightmare and bring a killer to justice.

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In this book you'll get to visit with characters from The Reluctant Dom, Safe Harbor, Cardinal's Rule, and The Denim Dom.

Happy Tuesday From Gidget.

I hijacked Mommy's blog again. You didn't weally wanna see nuttin but me, wight? U alweady look at tu manee pikchurs of maow-maows. - Luv, Gidget.


...and more research.

Monday, July 29, 2013
Just some of the books I've picked up over the past couple of weeks for my research for my post-apocalyptic series. Yes, I've found the Prime membership for Amazon has already paid for itself. LOL But to be fair, a lot of these books actually came from Haslam's Books down in St. Pete. (LOVE that bookstore.)

So when the zombie apocalypse happens, I've got the reference library. LOL What you don't see pictured are the first three in the Foxfire series (will be ordering more as the budget allows) and a book on blacksmithing. Because, yeah, people will still have need for metalworkers after the shit hits the fan. And some books on herbal medicine, edible plants, etc.


No, neither of the series I'm doing this research for include zombies, unfortunately. LOL One is set "today" in modern times, one is set 100 years after a comet smashed into the earth.

It's been really difficult to find good info on the web that doesn't require wading through a shit-ton (is SO a term of measurement) of political/anti-political/religious rhetoric in the process. (Dear NSA: I am not a whackadooddle anti-government prepper. Sincerely, Tymber.)

Meanwhile, I've got two books on pre-order, Two Geeks and Their Girl, which releases this Friday, and the revised and expanded version of kitten's tale, which releases next Wednesday. And both have already started climbing the menage bestseller charts over at Siren. (Thank you, readers! I love you!)

Here's a hint: In Two Geeks and Their Girl, you get to play "Spot the Cameo Appearances." One of the heroes is the adopted nephew of a certain novelist who is a hero in one of my other series. Also, while this is not a BDSM book, a certain Dom makes a vanilla appearance. :)

Happy Sunday, Gidget Style

Sunday, July 28, 2013
I hijacked Mommy's blog. What iz you doin' today? -- Luv, Gidget.


Snippet Saturday: Two Geeks and Their Girl

Saturday, July 27, 2013
Today's brief Snippet Saturday is from Two Geeks and Their Girl:

She pushed Korbin’s shirt down his shoulders. He shrugged it off and let it fall to the floor. “I think I’ve created a couple of sex maniacs,” she teased.

“No, we were always this horny,” Korbin said. “You just brought out the beast in us.”

“I thought it was the best in us?” Rhys countered.

“I’m the funny one, remember?”

“Boys, stop,” she interrupted before they could get off-track on one of their rambling arguments. “Focus. Sexy time. Girl wants to get naked and do dirty things with both of you.”

“Right,” they both said.

http://www.bookstrand.com/two-geeks-and-their-girl

AaaahhhooOOOOHH!

I am SUCH a freaking nerd. LOL I ordered a laptop skin from DecalGirl for Spunky (my MacBook Air). Love it! The inside part was a pita to put on, but I got it. It'll help protect the outer case from scrapes and scratches, and I can change it when I feel like it.

Available for Pre-Order: kitten's tale

Friday, July 26, 2013
Happy Friday! I'm happy to announce the revised and expanded version of kitten's tale, which was previously only available for free through the BookStrand app, is now available for pre-order on Siren-BookStrand's site:

http://www.bookstrand.com/kittens-tale-dalton

Blurb:

[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Consensual BDSM Ménage a Trois Romance, M/M/F, spanking, caning, sex toys, HEA]

Sarah, aka kitten, has a wonderful BDSM play relationship with Ray and Oot. She knows they aren’t looking for anything other than play and friendship, and she loves being a submissive and sex toy to them. But when Ray enlists a good friend to help out with play at the club one night, she soon sees another side to Ray and discovers what a lucky kitten she is.

Ray and Oot love playing with kitten at the club and in their bed, but neither are they planning on adding her as a permanent third. Then a night at the club changes Ray’s perspective when he realizes they’re not the only one with their eyes on kitten. Now he’s about to find out that when you have a kitten by the tail, she just might steal your heart.

Note: This for-sale version has been revised and expanded and is at 16,665 words. The original short version at 12,909 words is available for free only inside the BookStrand App.

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

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These characters also make appearances in two of my other books, Safe Harbor (Suncoast Society) and Love Slave for Two: Beginnings (prequel).

Available for Pre-Order: Two Geeks and Their Girl

Monday, July 22, 2013
Yay! My latest release, Two Geeks and Their Girl, is now available for pre-order from Siren-BookStrand. It officially releases on 8/2:

http://www.bookstrand.com/two-geeks-and-their-girl

Blurb:

[Siren Ménage Everlasting: Erotic Ménage a Trois Romantic Suspense, M/F/M, HEA]

Amanda “Manny” Croyle hates technology…and it hates her right back. Which is why it annoys her when she’s assigned to an undercover investigation and protective operation for two computer geeks. But it’s not like she has a life. Just a wounded heart and PTSD from her time in the Middle East.

Korbin Temple and Rhys Gilyard are resigned to the fact that Artemis—a top-secret cyber-security project—is the only “woman” in their life. Then they’re assigned an administrative assistant. They’ve learned not to trust sexy women, especially once they suss out Manny’s true identity, but there’s something sweetly haunted about her and they wouldn’t mind a chance to brighten her world.

Manny knows getting personal is a bad idea, but the two men soon win her heart. Unfortunately, unknown criminals want their hands on Artemis. Now it’s a race against time to see if Manny can unravel the mystery before time runs out for one of her men.

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

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You can find all my Siren-BookStrand releases on my author page at:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

It takes approximately 6 weeks for new releases to make it to Amazon, B&N, and other third-party retailers, but you can get files sent directly through your Kindle via the Siren-BookStrand site, and you can buy the formats for other readers from Siren-BookStrand as well.

Research, research, research.

Took my son to a gun show Saturday. While I was keeping my eye out in case I found a skeet gun I wanted that was within my budget (I did not, unfortunately), even more, I wanted to explore the vast array of survivalist gear usually found at these shows.

I was not disappointed.

I'm working on two different post-apocalyptic series. One (The Great Turning) takes place one hundred years after a comet has hit the earth. So some technology is still available, but many people have been forced to resort to a homesteading way of life for survival.

In the world of The Great Turning, people are now used to their way of life. It's a mix of good old survivalism and some technology. Firearms exist, but bullets can be pricey and in short supply. Many people would rather use other (and sometimes more silent) means to hunt...and protect themselves.

And you won't be able to saunter into your local convenience store for a lighter, either. Fire starters (like the FireKnife) will be essential to survival.

The Eat'n Tool was just really cool. LOL I now wish I'd gotten the blue one, but wondered if it'd chip, so opted for that one.

Obviously, for a sling shot, people would likely use rocks or homemade ammo and not necessarily have access to metal ball bearings. But I wanted to get a feel for one. (No, I won't be hunting anything but tin cans and paper targets, don't worry. LOL)

And yes, I realize I can put these items into my Zombie Apocalypse bug-out bag. LOL

I need to add a bow to my "arsenal" as well. It's been a few years since I've shot one, but I want to refresh my skills.

Coming 8/7 - kitten's tale (Revised & Expanded)

Thursday, July 18, 2013
Yes, it's almost time! For those of you who couldn't get the BookStrand app and read kitten's tale, the revised and expanded version will go on sale at Siren-BookStrand on 8/7.

Blurb:

Sarah, aka kitten, has a wonderful BDSM play relationship with Ray and Oot. She knows they aren’t looking for anything other than play and friendship, and she loves being a submissive and sex toy to them. But when Ray enlists a good friend to help out with play at the club one night, she soon sees another side to Ray and discovers what a lucky kitten she is.

Ray and Oot love playing with kitten at the club and in their bed, but neither are they planning on adding her as a permanent third. Then a night at the club changes Ray’s perspective when he realizes they’re not the only one with their eyes on kitten. Now he’s about to find out that when you have a kitten by the tail, she just might steal your heart.

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Ray, Oot, and kitten also appear in Safe Harbor and in Love Slave for Two: Beginnings.

You can log into your BookStrand account and go to my author page and click the Notify Me link to get an email from Siren when my books are available for pre-order:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

I need a human-sized hamster ball...

Monday, July 15, 2013
...No, seriously, I do. This describes me. LOL

Source: deviantART

Snippet Saturday: Good Will Ghost Hunting: Demon Seed (Book 1)

Saturday, July 13, 2013
Today's Snippet Saturday is from Good Will Ghost Hunting: Demon Seed (Book 1), which is available in both e-book and print.

Blurb:

[Siren Classic: Erotic Paranormal Romance, demons, HEA]

Can you find Heaven on Earth in the arms of an archdemon? Bet your soul on it.

Kalyani Martin is a virginal preacher’s daughter. Waiting for Mr. Right is Kal’s plan, which doesn’t include the hunky, standoffish Will Hellenboek.

Will cohosts the Otherworlds ghost hunting show with cousin Aidan Faust. All Will wants to do is end his life following his wife’s murder twenty-five years earlier. Falling for Kal would jeopardize everything.

Ryan Ausar’s job as head of the Firm is to protect the Earth. Unfortunately, archdemon Will refuses to return to work. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Ryan holds a secret that, if revealed, would devastate Will and Aidan, men he once called brothers.

With lives on the line, Kal, Will, and Ryan must choose to give up what they most hold dear. Can Kal turn her back on everything she knows and help heal a hellishly hunky archdemon’s heart?

NOTE: This book was previously published with another publisher. (You can also get book 2, Good Will Ghost Hunting: Hell's Bells, in e-book and print.)

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Will stepped under the spray once the water warmed. That’s when he felt the air unmistakably pop. “Kal?”

He stepped out again and looked into the bedroom. No Kal.

“Kal? Where are you?” He couldn’t feel her, but he didn’t know if that was because his powers weren’t back up to full strength or because she was gone.

He fought the urge to panic.

Dammit, I never should have let her hold the amulet!

Will wrapped a towel around his waist and dripped water through the bedroom to the kitchen. Kal was nowhere to be seen.

Now panicking, he screamed, “Aidan, appareo!”

His cousin immediately materialized. Dressed only in Scooby Doo boxers, with toothbrush in hand and a foaming mouth, he wore a frantic look. “What?”

Before Aidan could ask anything else, Will grabbed Aidan’s amulet, held on, closed his eyes, and said, “Reperio meus alius dimidium.” Normally he wouldn’t need Aidan to go to her, even without an amulet, but he wasn’t back to full strength yet.

They appeared in Ryan’s Atlanta condo.

Ryan was laughing and holding his hands up, trying to defend himself against Kal’s enraged attack. She slapped at him like a kid in a playground, screaming practically random, nonsensical epithets in her fury. For a fleetingly brief moment the thought she hits like a girl struggled to escape Will’s lips with an accompanying burst of laughter, but he clamped down on it.

Then reality struck home—she had no idea who she was fucking with. Lucky for her Ryan only looked amused, not upset.

Losing his towel in the process, Will raced across the room, grabbed her, and pulled her away from Ryan. She kicked and screamed at Ryan even as Will kept a tight grip around her waist. Damn, she was strong.

Then, finally, a coherent sentence of words strung together in the proper order erupted from her mouth like a spewing volcano. “I’m going to fucking kill you, you motherfucking, cocksucking, son-of-a-bitch dickhead!” she shrieked.

That almost shocked Will into releasing her. He struggled to spin her around and face him, trying to calm her down.

Ryan laughed loud and hearty. “That’s a live one you have there, Will. Looks like she’s starting to get the hang of things. Well done, Kal. Certainly in possession of a colorful vocabulary now. She’ll give you a run for your money over the years, no doubt.”

“Shut the fuck up, Ryan,” Will snarled at him. Then he grabbed her by the shoulders, gently shaking her. “Kal, what do you think you’re doing?”

“I’m going to fucking kill that shithead bastard, that’s what I’m going to do! I’m going to rip his balls off!”

Aidan stood there in shock, his mouth covered with toothpaste.

She lunged for Ryan again. Will tackled her, bringing her to the floor as Ryan laughed. “How dare he do this!” she screamed. “He took my life from me and stuck me in this mess, the cocksucker screwed with you, and he’s a fucking asshole! I’m going to let some hot air out of that motherfucking head of his!”

In a single breath, she’d gone from Winnie the Pooh to checking off most of George Carlin’s list of words you couldn’t say. Will hooked his legs around hers, trying to hold her as she thrashed in his arms.

WIP Wednesday: Hope Heals

Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Today's WIP Wednesday is from a story I've dubbed Hope Heals. It's a mfm contemporary. (The heroes' last name is Hope.) The set-up is that Sarah has returned with her 7-year-old son from NY to FL after the death of her husband in a car wreck that almost killed her son as well. (Said husband, it turned out, had driven them deep into debt and had mistresses, none of which Sarah knew about before his death. So he was a real shit.) This scene is between Sarah and her dad, Walt, the morning after Sarah's returned home (she arrived in the middle of the night).

This story is of the type that I call a ferociously feral plot bunny. It literally appeared in my mind the other day, almost completely written in my brain, and I'm furiously typing to get it out of my brain to shut the characters the hell up.

You'll soon see why. LOL This is unedited, so forgive any typos.

Enjoy, and let me know what you think! :)

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Sarah’s feet came to a halt all on their own as she stared out into the pasture. “Since when do you have a cow?”

“Oh, that’s Big Mac.”

“Big Mac?”

“Yeah.”

As she stared, the huge, golden brown beast realized she was looking at him and began slowly ambling her way, slobbery nose and all.

Horns over a foot long gracefully curved away from its skull on either side.

On the tip of the left one was a yellow tennis ball.

“You’re not going to…butcher him or anything, will you?” she nervously asked. She desperately didn’t want Jason to grow attached to it, and he would, just to have to break it to him that it was going in the freezer.

He let out a snort. “Hell, no. He’s old. Nearly twelve. He was your momma’s pet. I’d started out thinking we were going to fatten him up and have him butchered, but I just couldn’t do it.”

“Because he was Mom’s pet…cow?” Her mother had never mentioned having a pet cow that she could remember.

“No, because she went and named the damn thing. How am I supposed to eat something she named?”

“But…” Her brain hurt. “But she named it after a fast-food sandwich?”

“Yeah. Your mother had a really mean, twisted sense of humor sometimes. She was trying to get me to cut back on my burgers.”

She gave up trying to process that. “Okay, that’s all good, but he still has a tennis ball stuck on his horn.”

“It’s not stuck.”

Sarah blinked a few times before looking at her father. Total deadpan expression on his face.

“What?”

“I said, it’s not stuck.”

“What do you mean it’s not stuck? I’m looking right at it, Dad. It’s stuck on his horn.”

“It’s not stuck. He’s missing one. ”

More time needed to process that tidbit. “What?”

“I said, he’s missing one.”

She closed her eyes and rubbed at her temples and forehead. “Okay, Dad. Let’s start over. Why do you put tennis balls on the cow’s horns?”

“Well, just one would look silly now, wouldn’t it?”

She stared at him. “What?”

“I put two on. Matched set. He usually manages to rub one or both off after a while. I have more in the shed. I go over and buy them in bulk from a guy at the flea market. I have all different colors. Use Gorilla Glue to hold them on. Sometimes, I would put two different colors on him, just to aggravate your momma.” He sadly smiled as he reached through the fence and scratched the cow between the eyes. “So now I always make sure the colors match.”

Maybe he had Alzheimer’s and she’d somehow missed that. It had been a long time since they’d spent time together. And she was so out of it at the hospital that he could have been naked and she might not have noticed it.

“Dad. Focus. Why do you put tennis balls on the cow’s horns?”

“To keep him from poking the crap out of me or anything else. You don’t chop off a cow’s horns. It’s like ripping off your damn toe. And he’s not a cow, he’s a steer. You’re going to hurt his feelings.”

“I’ve got a hot news flash for you. If he can tolerate you sticking tennis balls on his horns for the past twelve years, then he’s got no feelings.”

“Well now, that’s just a plain mean thing to say, isn’t it?” The beast tipped his head toward her father and closed its eyes as he scratched his muzzle.

She closed her eyes and counted to ten again before opening them. “Why didn’t I see him when I was here the…last time?” She couldn’t bring herself to say “for Mom’s funeral” out loud.

“He was next door, at the Hopes’ place. They borrow him and the goats from time to time to graze.”

Goat?”

“Goats. Plural.” He’d started to walk away and she turned to follow him.

Goats, as in more than one?” She scurried behind him.

“Well, plural is how you normally refer to more than one goat, isn’t it?”

Why do you have goats?”

“To keep the pigs company. And Big Mac. He likes them. Plus they’re great for keeping the weeds down.”

He kept walking while she came to a standstill. He realized she wasn’t following him and turned. “What?”

Pigs?”

“Pigs.”

She finally started toward him again. “Anything else I need to know about?”

“Well, there’s the chickens.”

She felt like she’d stepped into a bad SNL skit. “Chickens?”

“Chickens. Didn’t you notice the fresh eggs in the fridge?”

“Well, I did notice you had a lot of eggs in the fridge.”

“I give them away, mostly. Man can only eat so many eggs.”

“Of course.”

He smiled. “You look stunned.”

“Are we eating the pigs?”

“No. Bacon and Hammy were—”

“Mom’s pets,” she finished for him.

He smiled. “Yep. We’d just got them a few weeks earlier when she…” His smile faded and he jammed his hands into his pockets. “We were going to raise a new pair every year. She wasn’t as attached to them as she was Big Mac. But I just couldn’t do it. She’d named them.”

“So why didn’t I see pigs when I was here?”

“They were out in the pen behind the barn. I don’t think you went out there.”

No, she hadn’t. “And the chickens? Not eating them, are we?”

“Oh, those are new. And no, just the eggs. I just got them about a year and a half ago.”

“I didn’t hear a rooster.”

“I kept everyone penned up last night so he wouldn’t crow and wake you and Jason this morning.”

“You’ve been busy.”

He shrugged. “They keep me company.”

They continued their walk down to the front gate. When they reached it, she looked to the north, to their neighbor’s driveway. An older woman, maybe her dad’s age, emerged from the driveway and bent down to grab her newspaper.

He held up a hand and cackled. “Mornin’, you old bitch!”

She stood up and flipped him a bird. “Good morning, you fucking old bastard!” she hollered back.

Sarah wasn’t sure, but it sounded like the woman laughed. She was too far away to tell.

Mortified, Sarah stared at her dad. “Dad! What the hell are you doing?”

He grinned and flipped his neighbor off in return. “Eggs?”

She changed her bird to the V of two fingers.

He flashed her an okay sign in return. Like obnoxious senior citizen gang signs. “Two dozen. I’ll bring ‘em over shortly,” he called.

She waved and trudged back up her driveway.

He looked at Sarah. “Oh, don’t look so shocked. She likes it.”

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:) What did you think? See why I had to get these characters written? Look for this one to come out a few months from now, once I get it finished and submitted. :)

Life imitating art: zombies and cyberthreats

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It's funny how life can imitate art. In my book Two Geeks and Their Girl (coming 8/2 from Siren-BookStrand) the two heroes are working on a project called Artemis, which hunts down devices hooked to the internet that aren't properly password protected, and then tracks down and notifies the owner of the problem.

I'd gotten the idea from reading an article awhile back about this sort of issue. It can effect power plants, water treatment facilities, traffic signaling devices, etc. Including the story of the sign pictured here, as well as similar stories. (Simply run a Google search for "zombie attack highway sign" for more stories.)

This morning, I see the following in my email from ZD Net:

U.S. Emergency Alert System open to more 'zombie' hackers after accidental SSH key disclosure

Heh.

No, it's not funny. Not really. Well, yes, it's frakking hysterical, but only on the surface.

The problem is, if someone wanted to do something nefarious by gaining entrance to these devices. Or post something a little more plausible on the EAS system, maybe along the lines of the hacked AP tweet falsely reporting an attack at the White House.

Which then promptly tanked the stock market even though the hack was discovered immediately and the account disabled.

So while, yes, my story is fiction, it's scarily bolstered by facts. The fact is that foreign agents don't need to bomb us to drive our country into the ground. All they need are a few moderately talented hackers who can take down the systems we've come to depend on.

Something to think about, isn't it?

WriteYourAssOff.com: Contract Red Flags

Saturday, July 6, 2013
I've got another post up at the WriteYourAssOff.com blog about contract red flags. Enjoy!

Publishing Contracts: Red Flags and Warnings

Snippet Saturday: Accidentally on Porpoise (Placida Pod 1)

This Snippet Saturday excerpt comes from Accidentally on Porpoise (Placida Pod 1).

Sean awoke disoriented when the alarm went off at 4:15 a.m. the next morning. He sat up and tried to reach over to slap at the clock and hit the snooze button, but he stumbled over a big, warm, good-smelling roadblock. He let out a startled cry and fell on the lump sharing his bed. It was then his brain connected the pleasant aches in his ass and elsewhere in his body with the man lying next to him who let out a startled cry of his own when Sean landed on him.

Sean managed to silence the alarm by hitting the snooze button. “Sorry,” he mumbled to Emery. “I didn’t mean to wake you up.”

Even in the dark Emery managed to latch his lips onto Sean’s. “Good morning.” Emery’s voice sounded even more delicious, deep and husky and sleep-slurred.

Sean stretched and slowly crawled out of bed. He ached in places he wasn’t used to aching. Not just his ass, but his thighs, and jaw, too.

Aches that made him smile.

He found the alarm clock and shut it off so it wouldn’t buzz again. He blinked when Emery switched on the bedside lamp. Emery laced his hands behind his head and smiled at Sean.

“Am I still a dream?”

Sean slowly blinked. “I don’t know, dude. I’m not even half human until I’ve had my coffee and a shower.”

“Do you have to get up this early every day?”

“No, thank God. But we’ve got a project all the way up in Sarasota. I need the extra time to get up there to the site. Today, tomorrow, and Friday I have to get up early.” He staggered into the kitchen and set up the coffeepot. Usually he did it at night before he went to bed, but he’d been a little distracted the night before.

A giggle escaped him as he dumped grounds into the filter.

I got fucked yesterday. Fucked gooood.

And Mr. Nakey Hunk wanted him.

When the memory of Emery shifting into a dolphin in the pool threatened to upend his equilibrium, he shoved it deep down into his subconscious. He didn’t want to think about that. He could deal with that at his leisure once they’d settled into a routine. He could not deal with it right now, however, without coffee and at oh-crap-thirty in the morning. He could even deal with the fact that a guy he’d met less than twenty-four hours ago was the man he instinctively wanted to spend the rest of his life with. And he could deal with the fact that Emery magically seemed to want him just as much.

Dolphin shifters?

Nuh-uh.

Not without coffee.

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http://www.bookstrand.com/accidentally-on-porpoise

Blurb:

[Siren Everlasting Classic ManLove: Erotic Alternative Paranormal Romance, M/M, shape-shifters, sex toys, HEA]

Sean Morita and Emery Nadel are about to find out that sometimes true love is more than a lucky fluke when you meet Accidentally on Porpoise.

Sean didn’t expect to run into—and nearly over—Mr. Right while out in his boat. He’s thankful the naked hunk isn’t badly hurt. He’s even more thankful the naked hunk wants to go home with him.

Although when Mr. Right claims to be a dolphin, Sean wonders how hard he got hit in the head.

If Emery hadn’t been so busy chasing another tail—literally—he wouldn’t have done something so stupid as running straight into the path of a boat. Lucky for him that Sean, the boat’s owner, is even hunkier than the piece of dolphin tail he’d been chasing.

Unfortunately, Emery’s pod thinks he should stick to his own kind. There are those who would try to hurt Sean if Emery won’t let him go. Can Emery protect the man he loves?

A Siren Erotic Romance

Tymber Dalton is a Siren-exclusive author.

You can find all my Siren releases as Tymber Dalton, Lesli Richardson, Macy Largo, and Tessa Monroe on my Siren page at:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

Shiny New Book Cover: Two Geeks and Their Girl

Friday, July 5, 2013
I have a shiny new book cover to reveal! :) I just received my cover for Two Geeks and Their Girl, coming 8/2 from Siren-BookStrand.

Blurb:

(mfm, contemporary, mystery/thriller)

Amanda “Manny” Croyle hates technology…and it hates her right back. Which is why it annoys her when she’s assigned to an undercover investigation and protective operation for two computer geeks. But it’s not like she has a life. Just a wounded heart and PTSD from her time in the Middle East.

Korbin Temple and Rhys Gilyard are resigned to the fact that Artemis—a top-secret cyber-security project—is the only “woman” in their life. Then they’re assigned an administrative assistant. They’ve learned not to trust sexy women, especially once they suss out Manny’s true identity, but there’s something sweetly haunted about her and they wouldn’t mind a chance to brighten her world.

Manny knows getting personal is a bad idea, but the two men soon win her heart. Unfortunately, unknown criminals want their hands on Artemis. Now it’s a race against time to see if Manny can unravel the mystery before time runs out for one of her men.

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(Should I tease you with the fact that Rhys is the nephew of a famous novelist, and that a certain Dom's technical expertise is sought? No, it's NOT a BDSM book, he just makes a cameo appearance. LOL)

You can go to my author page at Siren-BookStrand, login to your account there, and click on the link on my author page to get an email when new books are available for pre-order:

http://www.bookstrand.com/tymber-dalton

New book list posted.

I FINALLY got my printable book list updated and ready. And this time I used different colors to group and separate the series from each other to make it easier to see. (I also added Love Slave for Two: Family Matters, which I didn't realize I'd omitted from the earlier version, yikes!) I've also added a "coming soon" section to it for easy reference.

You can grab it easily from the Yahoo newsletter group, which is located at:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/TymberDalton_updates/

I've also uploaded it to Google Drive. Here's the link, hopefully it works because I've never shared a file publicly like this before. LOL

It's in the Files section (if you're a member already) but I also set it to automatically send the file to new members, so you should get it if you join. (You can also add your email address to the subscribe box in the right column, and it'll take you to the same place.)

No, I don't sell, share, rent, or otherwise distribute email addresses. (I hate spam as much as you, believe me!)

Thanks!

Question to readers...

Thursday, July 4, 2013
So I've had some requests from readers asking for a "readers guide" to my Triple Trouble series. I'm thinking about creating one to give away as a free .pdf. (Free so people can get it, .pdf so I can include graphics, like copies of my "maps" and such that I've drawn for my own reference, and I can updated it for each new book.)

Thoughts? Opinions? Things you'd like to see in one?

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July to my US peeps. Hope everyone has a safe and happy one. Also, please take time to remember and say thanks to our troops and public safety workers, and their families, who spend time apart today as they work to keep us all safe.




Movie Review: World War Z

Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Note: If you haven't seen World War Z, there will be spoilers in this review. You have been warned.

Still with me? Okay, here we go.

Let me start out by saying that if you like movies that are nothing BUT adrenaline-pumping action fests, then this is the perfect movie for you.

If you like a consistent story with your action, or even some points of comic relief, or intriguing story, or...something else? Not the movie for you.

Oh, and a dog dies. A cute Chihuahua. (You don't see it die, but it either got eaten or sucked out of the plane.)

If you like a movie where Brad Pitt is, literally, in almost every single scene? Knock yourself out.

If you're hoping this movie has anything in common with the book that inspired it by Max Brooks? Yeah, keep looking. It's NOTHING like the book. At all.

I left this movie almost feeling sick to my stomach. I definitely felt worn out, like I'd run several laps out in the hot sun around the parking lot. When I say they literally took less than five minutes to establish the "normal world" before tossing the viewer into the adrenaline rush, and that it doesn't LET UP until the end of the movie? I meant it.

Let me add I am NOT averse to horror movies, or thrillers, or action/adventure movies. HOWEVER, the best movies that keep the tension rolling along allow the viewer a few spaces here and there to catch your breath.

This movie does not do that. At all. There are no little places where we see light moments, or places where the tension eases up even for a second.

Now, I could have let all of that slide. I could have gone along with a lot. Unfortunately, the director was far too eager to embrace CGI and when these people get infected, they LITERALLY get infected in less than 15 seconds, and then suddenly they have all this superhuman strength and speed and shit. The promos where they're climbing a wall like ants? Yeah, they're climbing a wall LIKE ANTS. (Which was a really heavy-handed nod to all the environmental collapse stuff in the opening credits.)

Unlike The Walking Dead, where the zombies start decaying and losing parts, these don't. And there's absolutely no explanation for it. "Zombies bad. Zombies infect you. Run fast."

Seriously. You could sum it up in those words. There's no REASON for them to suddenly develop all this superhuman strength and speed. They didn't even try to stick to the premise of the world they created.

And they have these little hints that Brad Pitt's character sees earlier in the movie to pose his hypothesis, and they might as well have stuck a K-Mart blue light special on them, they were that obvious.

I had read before its release that they'd had to reshoot the whole third act, which ran the movie over-budget. I'm wondering now if it's because maybe there was an actual human aspect to the plot that took it down a few notches and...oh, I don't know, let you BREATHE, maybe?

Also, seriously? A military cargo plane like they showed launching off an aircraft carrier (which, while I don't know the kind of aircraft it was, I'm preeeety sure it was waaaay too big to launch off that short of a runway) can NOT make it from the eastern North Atlantic allllll the way over to South Korea without a refueling stop. Ain't happening. And then when they escape from South Korea, they see someone let loose a nuke, but we don't know who or where. Only that it interrupted Brad's sat phone call...yet didn't knock out the plane's electronic equipment.

Really? REALLY?

Let's totally suspend the laws of physics or thermodynamics or electronics or whatever that's called.

We find out from a CIA operative with no teeth who's locked up in a jail cell in South Korea that North Korea is surviving this because they yanked out everyone's teeth in twenty-four hours.

I...have no words. I don't even remember if that happened in the book or not, but the only reason that Agent McToothless was there was to point Brad toward Israel. (And the plane refueling sequence...I just...I have no words. Thirty seconds from a truck is enough to fly them from South Korea to ISRAEL????)

Of course the "funny" thing that happened when they got there is their hot-shot doctor Brad Pitt is supposed to be helping to figure out what caused it trips and accidentally shoots himself in the head.

I can't make this stuff up. I guess he would have taken too much screen time away from Brad Pitt.

In Israel, they land, he finds the guy he's looking for, who's giving him the grand tour of their now-walled up city. But they let some people in a holding area waiting to get in, who are just so gosh-darned happy to be alive, that they let them take a microphone and SING.

You guessed it, it made the zombies start doing their little anthill impersonation.

Someone REEEEAAALLLYYY wanted to get their money's worth out of the CGI crew. Again, it's not that they swarmed. It's that they LITERALLY were doing it with superhuman strength and speed.

Oh, and Brad chopped the hand of an Israeli soldier helping him escape because she got bit. She didn't turn, so he wraps up her arm, they stop a jetliner about to take off and get on, and he makes it all better with little bottles of vodka and the first-aid kit.

They crash land in Cardiff on the way to the WHO lab. Somehow, even though she's missing a hand and he's been impaled by a piece of metal, and they land literally in the middle of fucking nowhere with no idea where they're at, they magically make their way through a town to the WHO lab.

And then his sat phone, on which the battery had died, suddenly is working again. (I don't know, maybe it's a magic universal charger they used on it?) And he wakes up three days later restrained to a gurney and minus his nifty new kabob belly bling, and two WHO guys are brandishing his sat phone at him and asking him who the fuck he is and why the fuck he's here.

Um, couldn't they have asked Little Miss Righty? Who apparently they treated as well? She was an Israeli soldier trying to get his sorry ass to an evac zone to get him out. Sooo...? Plot flaws much?

Apparently, Brad Pitt's production company acquired the rights to the book and wanted to make something showing Brad Pitt in every scene with zombies and as an environmental warning analogy flick.

Because that's about all it is. I think even Brad Pitt was embarrassed to be in this movie, because I know if I had superhuman zombies chasing my ass, I'd be screaming, or swearing, or...something. Nope, he winces a little when he wakes up still strapped into his airplane seat and realizes he's now a Brad-kabob, but other than that... Meh. The ending was also a disappointing let down. A, "Really? That's it?" kind of moment.

But there was absolutely no excuse to kill the Chihuahua. It even had a cute little pink collar.